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Chapter 265 Blaming the Buddha

Under normal circumstances, the non-disciplined monk should sit on the roof of this building, meditating and chanting scriptures silently.

However, tonight's non-discipline monk subverted Ye Xiaobai's three views.

I saw the Bujie monk sitting on the ground with his hands on his head, and then he was up and down... Well, this obscene monk is doing sit-ups.

If it is an ordinary person doing sit-ups and exercising, then there is nothing to say, it is a very normal thing.

but……

Monk Bujie is an unborn master.

Actually doing sit-ups, this kind of exercise for ordinary people.

It's like when you see an adult looking for a mother to breastfeed like a baby.

Ye Xiaobai only felt that there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in his heart.

"Hey, Benefactor Ye, it's you!"

Monk Bujie stopped his movements, sat on the ground, stopped his sit-ups, and looked at Ye Xiaobai with a smile.

"I'm doing sit-ups!"

The Bujie monk added casually.

"I know it's sit-ups, but as a master, don't you feel ashamed to do sit-ups instead of doing exercises?"

Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes and walked over.

"Hey, you don't know, it's all tears when you say it!"

The Bujie monk looked depressed.

It was rare to see Mirafo, who was usually smiling, depressed, and Ye Xiaobai became curious, "Let's hear it, let me see how many tears there are, can they fill the Pacific Ocean?"

"It's all the fault of the Lord Buddha, Amitabha."

Monk Bujie sighed, raised his palms, and sang a promise.

Uh, does this have something to do with Lord Buddha?

Ye Xiaobai was stunned.

I only heard Monk Bujie speak, and continued, "I think back then, the poor monk had just become a monk and practiced the peerless magic skills of my Buddhist family. At that time, the poor monk had a great figure, eight-pack abs, that was the standard. My handsome little monk!"

Having said this, Monk Bujie couldn't help but cast a glance at Ye Xiaobai.

Ye Xiaobai said in his heart, yes, you can talk as soon as you speak, and cast a glance at me, what is the meaning?

"Comparing it, I think, at that time, I was ten times more handsome than Ye Shizhu and you are now."

Monk Bujie withdrew his gaze and continued.

puff!

Ye Xiaobai almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He didn't expect that this monk, who didn't quit, would be so narcissistic. Please, you look like this, even when you are a young boy, you won't be handsome where to go!

All right!Brother is not as knowledgeable as you, so let you continue to be narcissistic.Ye Xiaobai originally wanted to complain, but in the end he could only hold back, feeling that there was no point in arguing about this issue.

"However, as the poor monk got older and was influenced by the Buddha's powerful Dharma, he felt that he was too handsome. I'm sorry for the Buddha. Look at the Buddha. It's a Buddha statue with a big belly and a face. I think handsome is already It is not in line with the development trend of Buddhist disciples, not to mention that I am such an accomplished monk, so I naturally have to use Buddha statues as the standard."

"So, I started to abandon my perfect figure with eight-pack abs, and practiced eight-pack abs into one. You see, this is what it looks like now."

Monk Bujie stretched out his finger to his big belly like a beer belly.

"And then?"

Ye Xiaobai suppressed a smile, Damn it, this is really top notch, the eight-pack abs turned into a big belly, it can even be called a piece of abs, it's clearly a piece of fat ?

"Yesterday you invited me to take care of health care. The girl I ordered said, she said..."

Speaking of which, Monk Bujie is about to cry.

"Hey, don't cry, tell me quickly, what did she say?" Ye Xiaobai asked quickly.

"She said, I'm so ugly with a big belly. If I were a hunk with eight-pack abs, she could secretly let me add a clock for free. One clock ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah lost a clock like this, it's simply What an unforgivable abdominal muscle!"

Monk Bujie held back his crying and said.

"I'll go...you obscene monk..."

Ye Xiaobai couldn't help covering his face.

After tossing for a long time, it is still related to the big health care!Ma Dan, should have thought of it long ago.

"So, the poor monk decided to train back to the eight-pack abs again. Sit-ups are the best way to train the abs."

After saying this, Monk Bujie continued to black out and started doing sit-ups.

Convulsion!This obscene monk!Hopeless!

Too lazy to take care of Monk Bujie, Ye Xiaobai lay on the side with his hands on his head, looking at the countless little stars in the sky, twinkling and twinkling...

Since the last time Zhou Mei and Zhou Mei went to the provincial capital to buy a ring, and today's blind date, Ye Xiaobai felt that the tens of millions left in him were not enough.

It seems that they still have to find a way to get some huge sums of money on the card to be confident, and now the only way to make money the fastest is to auction phone numbers.

And Sister Mei probably returned to her teacher's school again, unable to hold an auction reception at the Zunlong Club. After sorting it out, among the people she knew, she could only ask Li Jiahao for help.

So, Ye Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and found Li Jiahao's phone number. Before he knew it, he hadn't contacted Li Jiahao for twenty days.

I don't know what the hell, what are you doing now, tsk tsk, probably after her body recovered, she has been groping on the woman's belly, it's so cool!

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai was a little envious of Li Jiahao, after all, that girl's health care and the monk's health care are completely different things.

And myself!Ever since I experienced such a wonderful feeling with Sister Mei, I can only think about it.

Soon, the phone came, I'm sorry, the number you dialed has been turned off.

"Day! Turn off the phone? Sure enough, he is having fun with a girl!"

Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes, and called Jay Chou without hesitation, well, apart from Li Jiahao, he could only remember Jay Chou.

"Hello, Mr. Ye, I'm really glad to receive your call."

The phone beeped twice, and before the ring tone could be played, Jay Chou answered the phone quickly, and then, Jay Chou's relatively vile voice came from the receiver.

"Do you know where Li Jiahao usually plays? I didn't get through to him just now."

Ye Xiaobai asked casually.

"Haha, Mr. Ye, if you're looking for me, you've found the right person. That guy and I are having fun together. Do you want to come over and have fun?"

Jay Chou's laughter became even lower.

Day, actually with Jay Chou?

Ye Xiaobai nodded and said, "Where is it? I'll go right away."

"No no, Mr. Ye, where did you say you are! I'll go pick you up!" Jay Chou said hastily.

"Okay! I'm at Belle Hotel." Ye Xiaobai said.

"Okay, just wait, I'll be there right away."

Next, the call ends.

About four to ten minutes later, Jay Chou drove his luxury car to the Belle Hotel, and greeted Ye Xiaobai into the car.

"I said, Brother Li Jiahao, what is he playing with you? Are they all turned off?"

After Ye Xiaobai got into the car, he asked curiously.

"Mr. Ye, this is it! Tonight, through an agent, we got in touch with the top ten beauties of last year's Miss National Contest, hehe!"

There is no need for Jay Chou to continue to say the following words, the old driver understands everything.

"It's exactly what I thought."

Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes.

"By the way, Mr. Ye, did you really get Boss Zhou Meizhou?"

Even though he saw Ye Xiaobai and Zhou Mei kissed, Jay Chou still couldn't believe it. She was the goddess he wanted to conquer to become his real wife!Why was she put to sleep by Ye Xiaobai so quickly?This is not scientific!

"Isn't this nonsense! Do you have an opinion!"

Ye Xiaobai said noncommittally.

"No, no, no, I have a problem with anyone, and I will definitely not have a problem with Mr. Ye. It's just that before Mr. Ye, there were countless people who pursued Boss Zhou, but none of them succeeded. So, I’m curious, Mr. Ye, how did you succeed? Do you have any secrets? I want to learn.”

Jay Chou looked expectant.

"Well, I really don't know how to say it. To be precise, I was raped." Ye Xiaobai said seriously.

Jay Chou suddenly became very uncomfortable and wanted to cry!It seems that Boss Zhou has been holding back for more than 20 years, and finally he can't hold back anymore. It's spring, and he wants a man, but why didn't he think about me first, now I'm a tall, rich and handsome man!

……

Next, Ye Xiaobai followed Jay Chou to a private club.

"Here, get two bottles of XO."

Jay Chou snapped his fingers, and immediately there was a tall, delicate-looking girl wearing a cheongsam, holding a wine plate, swaying, swaying, the cheongsam was parted almost to the waist, a pair of Bai Shengsheng's thighs were looming.

Ye Xiaobai's eyes lit up, the girl who delivered the wine was actually so beautiful, yes, yes, Jay Chou and Brother Li, these two animals really know how to choose a place!

"Sit down! This is Mr. Ye, come, pour wine for Mr. Ye, and have a drink with our handsome Mr. Ye."

Seeing that Ye Xiaobai's eyes were bright, Chairman Zhou hurriedly greeted him.

"Mr. Ye, come, let the little girl accompany you for a drink."

The girl in the cheongsam sat down, filled two glasses of wine, and handed one to Ye Xiaobai. Facing the ambiguous light, the pair of eyes reflected the light that made people feel distracted.

"it is good."

"cheers!"

"Dry!"

Ye Xiaobai picked up the wine glass, clinked a glass with the cheongsam girl, the cheongsam girl got up and left.

After putting down the wine glass, Ye Xiaobai's ears moved slightly, and he heard the embarrassing voices of a man and a woman interacting with each other from the room inside.

Hearing that aura, it was Li Jiahao, brother Li whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

"Mr. Ye, when Li Jiahao is done, he will come out. He will be very happy to see you." Jay Chou said.

"Well! By the way, I called you just now, did I disturb you to get your girl, now you can continue to play, I can drink here alone." Ye Xiaobai said in a very understanding tone .