ASTNovels Chapter 584 A Noisy Family
Chapter 584 A Noisy Family
"It's unreasonable! You are so righteous in beating people!" Ling Rui roared angrily after dodging Jun Hexi's fist.
"This kid has already had itchy skin! San'er, don't—haha—don't save face for me! Beat me hard!" How can such a lively event be less? Jun Mubei, he put one arm around Mo Youyou, raised Mo Youyou's hand holding the apple to his mouth with one hand, and took a big bite.
Jun Hexi glanced at Jun Mubei, who was watching the show, and glanced casually at Su Mianmian behind Mo Youyou from the corner of his eyes, and hummed if there was nothing.
"Second brother! I knew you were the one with the most bad water in your stomach!" Ling Rui was so angry at Jun Mubei's words that he yelled indistinctly.
"Hmph! You don't have much bad water in your stomach? Those three little boys in your house even have antique chamber pots, so don't you make trouble here!" Thinking of the antiques he exported recently, Jun Mubei's face hurts. , Ling Rui, this brat, just needs to be cleaned up!
"I have long wanted to see who these two brats are the best!" Jun Zeyu picked a good corner, and watched with relish while enjoying the tea made by Tang Shishi.
"Yes! Jun Saner, did you hear that? We are definitely not his own! How can I encourage my son to fight?" Ling Rui complained while fisting and kicking Jun Hexi.
"Stop talking nonsense!" Jun Hexi couldn't bear Ling Rui's noise, and punched him hard on the chin.
"Asshole! Are you serious?" Ling Rui dodged Jun Hexi's fist, looking very injured. If the fist hit just now, his jaw would have been shattered.
"Teasing you!" Jun Hexi smiled darkly, and when Ling Rui relaxed his vigilance, he made another decisive move.
"Wife! Look, this guy with a sweet belly and a sword, and his heart is all black! He actually wants to plot against your dear husband!" Ling Rui dodged Jun Hexi's attack in a "very dangerous and difficult" way, and then faced the living room Tang Shishi, who was making tea calmly, screamed strangely.
"Husband, if you have time to play tricks, why don't you take good care of your face. If you turn into a pig's head and scare the babies, you can continue to sleep on the floor at night!" After adding more tea, seeing Su Mianmian standing awkwardly behind Mo Youyou smiled and said: "Sister Mianmian, there is breakfast for you in the kitchen, I don't know what flavor you like, I have left some for you , you go to see the cute food?"
"I'm not picky!" Su Mianmian said that she didn't expect to be noticed while hiding behind Mo Youyou, and smiled awkwardly at Tang Shishi.
"Mianmian, don't worry about those two brats, go to the restaurant to eat, don't starve yourself!" Seeing Su Mianmian's embarrassment, Ling Yue smiled and said.
"These monkeys make troubles every now and then, and the family is uneasy. Just get used to it! Just treat them as if they don't exist!" Mr. Jun looked at Su Mianmian, the granddaughter-in-law, who became more and more fond of him, and said lovingly: "Go and eat!"
Su Mianmian nodded with a blushing face, and looked in the direction of Jun Hexi and Ling Rui worriedly, and happened to meet Jun Hexi's eyes.
"Honey, you go to eat first, and I'll accompany you when I get rid of this brat!" Jun Hexi said and winked at Su Mianmian ambiguously.
Su Mianmian suddenly felt hit by an electric current, and her blood flowed backwards. She glared at Jun Hexi in embarrassment, and then encouraged Ling Rui: "Boss, don't be merciful, some people's bones are really It's time to tap, tap, tap!"
"Don't worry, Er Mian, boss, I'm going to give you such a bad breath!" Ling Rui replied happily when he saw that Jun Hexi's face was as black as ashes at the bottom of a pot.
Su Mianmian glared at Jun Hexi again, then turned and walked towards the restaurant.
"Hiss!" Su Mianmian was halfway down the stairs, when she heard Jun Hexi take a sharp breath, her movements obviously froze, and then she entered the dining room as if nothing had happened.
"Tsk tsk! Jun San'er, it seems that you really don't want to be seen by Ermian!" Ling Rui stepped on Jun Hexi's sore spot, stepping on it unceremoniously.
"Hmph! At least I was on the bed yesterday, unlike some people who only have to sleep on the floor!" Jun Hexi immediately retorted not to be outdone.
"Damn! You still have the nerve to say it! You ungrateful villain! I don't even think about it. If it weren't for my fault, you would never be able to touch the bedside for eight lifetimes!" Hearing Jun Hexi talking about this, Ling Rui couldn't help but Come on.
Last night after he collected the booty, he returned to the room happily, because he finally got rid of a serious problem and understood something in his mind. Ling Rui was a little excited and couldn't sleep. Hello, me, everyone, and good things to express my mood. Tang Shishi also cooperated highly last night. The two of them rolled to and fro on the bed, unable to stop the tossing and turning. Seeing that it was going to be a matter of course, Ling Rui accidentally let it go, and let out the hidden worries in his heart all the time, which caused Tang Shishi to raise his eyebrows, and sent Ling Rui to the bed down.
Fortunately, there was a crawling mat for the baby on the floor, so it didn't fall, but the good atmosphere suddenly shattered like a balloon. Ling Rui felt unwilling, angry, regretful, resentful, and entangled, so don't mention it up!
well!A slip of the tongue becomes a thousand feet of hatred, and then I look back and have already got off the bed!
"Hmph! You still have the guts to show off your merits! If it weren't for your bad idea, how could Mianmian have a problem with me when we got into bed together!" Jun Hexi is also a black-bellied and shameless person, and she pushed all her faults to Ling Rui .
"Didn't you call yourself a prodigal son in love? Isn't it good at dealing with women? How come everyone has eaten it and still can't handle it? Jun Hexi, you are such a dish, don't tell people that you know me when you go out!" Ling Rui raised his eyebrows Right, he looked at Jun Hexi with disdain, and scolded this guy for being useless!
"Get out! How powerful you are! You are not made to sleep on the floor!" Jun Hexi sneered.
"Damn! Jun Hexi, if you bring this up again, I'm not polite to you, sir!" Ling Rui felt that his self-esteem had been hurt, and cast a resentful look at Tang Shishi.
Tang Shishi said that she didn't see anything.
"That sounds nice! Were you being polite to me that time?" Jun Hexi snorted coldly, not buying Ling Rui's account.
"Jun San'er, you can't be—" Ling Rui smiled and glanced at Jun Hexi's body wearing only a pair of loose pajamas, and changed the subject with a wink: "You can't do it, can you? Just light the ignition. Ermian put out the fire!"
"Cough cough! Cough..." Su Mianmian, who was drinking soup in the restaurant while eavesdropping on the battle outside, couldn't help but choke, and hid in the dark, stabbing the villain angrily. Roaring: Boss!That eye of yours is dissatisfied with my desire!
"San'er, if you have any problems with that, the second aunt will prescribe you a side medicine, a secret recipe handed down from your ancestors, three bowls boiled into one bowl, and you are guaranteed to be a good man seven times a night, and it will not hurt your body, and you will be energetic every day!" The authoritative person Yun Mo calmed down. opening.
"Second Aunt, I'm still young and strong. I'd better leave your secret recipe to Second Uncle. I think he needs it urgently!" Jun Hexi's face darkened again. The level of the bottom line, but let them make fun of their own sex, Jun Hexi felt that his man's dignity had been challenged unprecedentedly, and immediately retorted, especially biting the word "urgent need" very hard and clearly.
"Hey hey hey! Gods fight, don't hurt the innocent! Your second uncle is in good spirits, I don't know how much I can do!" Jun Shaoyang glared at Jun Hexi angrily, stretched out his hand to fix Yun Mo in his arms, She raised her eyebrows, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Honey, what do you think?"
Yunmo shuddered, looked at Jun Shaoyang stiffly shaking the muscles on his face, smiled flatteringly and said, "Honey, you are the best, no one can do it like you!"
"Is there still a comparison? My wife, it seems that the problem is very serious. We should have an open and honest discussion on this issue alone!" After Jun Shaoyang finished speaking, he hugged Yunmo forcefully and went back to the room.
"Honey! I was wrong! Slip of the tongue! Definitely a slip of the tongue!" Yun Mo looked at Jun Shaoyang with rare flattery.
"Huh! Admitting your mistake too quickly is insincere, and your attitude is too perfunctory!" Jun Shaoyang was unmoved, turned and entered the bedroom, and locked them up.
"What's wrong with Dad recently? His attitude is so tough! Mom looks so pitiful!" Mo Youyou looked at Jun Shaoyang and Yun Mo leaving with some confusion, and asked Jun Mubei with some fear: "Are you waiting for us?" When you get older, you will become so fierce?"
"No! Dad, this is an old problem. It happens intermittently. It will be fine after a while, so don't worry." Jun Mubei calmly comforted Mo Youyou.
I heard that one of my mother's old lovers returned to China recently. A few days ago, my mother had a cup of coffee with my father in an open-air cafe, and happened to be "caught" by my father. The dormant volcano has been awakened, and my father has stayed by my mother's side these days, and will show off his rascal temper whenever he gets the chance!
well!I have never seen such an embarrassing dad. He is already very old, and he is still playing tricks of jealousy and addiction. It is not embarrassing!
"Oh!" The pure-hearted Mo Youyou really thought that Jun Shaoyang had a relapse of his old illness, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking at the innocent appearance of the little daughter-in-law, Jun Mubei's heart softened.
As soon as Jun Mubei was distracted, he heard Jun Hexi screaming: "Ling Rui, you—you brat! Really... kill me! Puff!" After Jun Hexi finished speaking, blood water Sprayed Ling Rui's whole body and face mixed with saliva, and the blue home clothes that day were bloody.
"You—" Ling Rui was still secretly enjoying the agreement they reached just now, but when he looked at his clothes again, his face turned black.
Dead pervert!Dirty!
snort!deserve it!I have to pay a price for calculating, you think I'm such an idiot!
The eyes of Jun Hexi and Ling Rui are fighting in the air. It doesn't look like the previous play, but it looks like it's really moving!
"Stinky boy, why are you hitting so hard!" Ling Yue, with a line of blood still hanging from the corner of Jun Hexi's mouth, immediately fired at Ling Rui in distress.
Ling Rui grinds his teeth, grinds his teeth again, and stares at Jun Hexi fiercely. When he sees a cluster of smug glints in Jun Hexi's eyes, he is so angry that he can't wait to go forward and try his best to make up for it. punch.
The bastard!He actually played dirty with him!He Ling Rui hunts geese every day, but today he let the geese peck his eyes!
"Honey, how could you treat third brother like this!" Tang Shishi also ran over and questioned Ling Rui angrily.
"Wife! You are biased! I was hurt by him too!" Ling Rui felt uncomfortable seeing Tang Shishi standing on Jun Hexi's side, don't mention it!
"Shut up! You know that Brother San is not your opponent! Look at you hitting him in the face!" Tang Shishi roared angrily, and she was very angry when she heard it!Ling Rui was not even given a chance to explain.
This time Ling Rui was completely dumb eating Coptis chinensis, unable to speak, and glared at Jun Hexi fiercely.
shameless!Young master, I obviously didn't use that much force just now!
My pleasure!How can everything go according to your wishes and let you calculate, there is always a price to pay!
Pooh!Do not know good and bad things!
Stinky fox!Let you plot against me every day!
The electric current buzzed between the two of them, and the atmosphere froze for a moment. Just as Mr. Jun was about to speak out and hit [-] boards each, he was stopped by Jun Zeyu's eyes.
"Xiaoxi! How are you?! Don't scare me!" Ling Yue's high-pitched voice seemed to pierce everyone's eardrums.
"Third Brother, don't scare me!" Tang Shishi also shouted in shock.
"Hey! Don't pretend to be dead! You're useless!" Ling Rui hummed impolitely.
"To shut up!"
"To shut up!"
Tang Shishi and Ling Yue shouted at Ling Rui together.
"How to say dizzy is dizzy!" Jun Mubei's voice also contained worry.
"Call an ambulance!" Jun Zeyu stood up from the sofa all of a sudden, getting up too fast, accidentally knocked a teacup on the ground, and broke it with a bang.
"No, no need, I...I'm fine, just a little, a little dizzy!" Jun Hexi stopped her with a weak breath.
"How did this happen?! Boss! Why did you strike so hard?!" Su Mianmian, who was in the restaurant, couldn't sit still anymore, ran over to help Jun Hexi, and questioned Ling Rui.
"Er Mian, didn't you ask me to teach him a hard lesson!" Ling Rui said aggrievedly, "Who knew this guy was so crispy! Er Mian, I think you'd better find another man. Any man you pull out will be more durable than him!"
"Boss! Even if men all over the world are more durable than him and can fight better than him, he is the only one who is Jun Hexi!" Su Mianmian glared at Ling Rui angrily, then turned to face Jun Hexi. Hersey asked gently: "How are you? Are you dizzy?"
"Mianmian, I'm fine!" Jun Hexi stretched out his hand to hold Su Mianmian's hand, and said affectionately but weakly: "As long as you stop ignoring me, I'll be fine!"
"How can I ignore you!" Su Mianmian retorted displeasedly with her mouth pouting, it's not all because of your own conditions, it's too humiliating!
Behind Su Mianmian, Ling Rui vomited silently at Jun Hexi, thinking that their family wouldn't have to watch any movies or TV shows in the future, everyone in the family is a genius in the acting department, a superstar!
"I——I..." Jun Hexi showed a distressed expression, his breath was unsteady, and he looked like he was about to faint at any time.
"Don't talk, I'll take you to the hospital first!" Su Mianmian stopped Jun Hexi, and was about to go downstairs while supporting him.
"Mianmian, me, let me finish! Marry me, I can't lose you!" Jun Hexi shamelessly put all the weight of her body on Su Mianmian, and took the opportunity to propose.
Su Mianmian paused, seeing that everyone was looking at her expectantly, but instead of paying too much attention to Jun Hexi who was injured and most in need of attention, she suddenly pushed Jun Hexi away and shouted angrily: "Your family teamed up to bully me!" After finishing speaking, she covered her face and ran out!
Jun Hexi didn't expect that the situation was so good just now, who knew that the situation changed suddenly in a blink of an eye, she was unprepared, and sat on the ground in a panic, watching Su Mianmian run away in astonishment, and forgot to react in a daze for a while.
"I fell so stupid! My daughter-in-law has already run away, why don't you hurry up and chase after him!" Ling Rui kicked Jun Hexi bluntly, and said bitterly!
Only then did Jun Hexi realize that she couldn't care less about arguing with Ling Rui, and quickly chased him out.
Seeing his rare embarrassment, everyone couldn't help laughing unkindly.
"Honey, your acting skills are really good! Especially that voice, it's really penetrating!" After Jun Zeyu laughed, he began to flatter Ling Yue.
"That's right! This brat Ling Rui crawled out of my stomach, may I know how many twists and turns he has in his stomach?" Ling Yue gave Ling Rui a proud look, and then turned to Jun Zeyu Say: "Your reaction is not bad!".
"Come on! You know how to flatter each other! What else to say—call an ambulance!" Ling Rui yelled like Jun Zeyu, and then said contemptuously: "Dad, our family has a special operating room. The laboratory, Chinese and Western medicine are all available, at most it is a mild concussion, what is the ambulance called?"
"Stinky boy! You can die if you don't tear down the stage!" Jun Zeyu felt ashamed when Ling Rui said it, and gave Ling Rui an angry look.
Jun Mubei and Mo Youyou looked at the family, giggling.
"Honey, I found out that there is a big crisis lurking between us!" Ling Rui ignored the laughter and noise of the people around him, and spoke to Tang Shishi solemnly.
"So?" Tang Shishi spoke like a queen.
"So, now we should go back to the room and have a good communication like the second uncle and the second aunt!" Ling Rui said, without giving Tang Shishi a chance to refuse, he picked up Tang Shishi and walked towards the bedroom.
"Smelly Lingrui! What are you doing!" Tang Shishi beat her with her small fists in embarrassment.
"Honey, you don't really want me to say it in front of everyone, do you? Although everyone knows it well, but if I really want to say it, people will be embarrassed!" Ling Rui's face is like a face, handsome The face is full of evil spirits.
"Shameless old hooligan!" Tang Shishi blushed like a big tomato, and cursed in Ling Rui's arms.
"I'll let you see what a real hooligan is in a while!" Seeing Tang Shishi's acquiescence, Ling Rui ignored the ambiguous gazes behind him, walked back to the room, kicked the door, and couldn't wait to put Tang Shishi under pressure. to bed.
Soon, boundless spring colors filled the room.